[Bendix]

Hallo!
Unter DOS kriege ich immer so merkwürdige Fehlermeldungen.
Was die wohl zu bedeuten haben

Zum Bleistift:

ERROR IN OPERATOR: ADD BEER
ERROR: PROGRAM TOO SMALL, LOST IN MEMORY
ERROR 13: INSUFFICIENT USER IQ.
ERROR 16: CANNOT REMOVE CURRENT OPERATOR.
ERROR 256: PROGRAMMER DELETED.
FATAL APPLICATION ERROR - PLEASE REPLACE USER!
BRAIN ERROR. INSERT COFFEE TO CONTINUE.
BRAIN OFFLINE, PLEASE WAIT.
ERROR ACCESSING BRAIN - DEVICE NOT MOUNTED!
KEYBOARD NOT CONNECTED... PRESS <ESC> TO CONTINUE...
KEYBOARD NOT FOUND...THINK F1 TO CONTINUE.
RUNTIME ERROR 010: KAFFEETASSE LEER!
RUNTIME ERROR 011: UNEXPECTED END OF PATIENCE.
RUNTIME ERROR 012: USER BRAIN TIMEOUT.
RUNTIME ERROR 016: MOUSE PAD DIRTY.
RUNTIME ERROR 017: PROGRAMMER'S SALARY UNDERFLOW.
RUNTIME ERROR 021: USER IQ BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE.
RUNTIME ERROR 022: PARITY ERROR - NOT ENOUGH FEMALE USERS.
RUNTIME ERROR -1: ERROR NUMBER OVERFLOW.
RUNTIME ERROR -2: BITTE MONITOR EINSCHALTEN!
RUNTIME ERROR 301: STUPID USER DETECTED.
RUNTIME ERROR 308: TOO MANY FINGERS AT KEYBOARD.
RUNTIME ERROR 313: TASTELESS COLOR COMBINATION ON SCREEN.
RUNTIME ERROR 321: USER INCOMPETENT - ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE?
RUNTIME ERROR 906: HARD DISK NOT HARD ENOUGH.
RUNTIME ERROR 907: HARDWARE WARRANTY TIMEOUT.
RUNTIME ERROR 911: DYNAMIC LINK LIBRARY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS.
SYSTEM ERROR: PRESS F13 TO CONTINUE...
USER ERROR - HIT ANYONE TO CONTINUE.
WINDOWS-ERROR: 00D WINDOW CLOSED. DO NOT LOOK OUT.
WINDOWS ERROR: 00E WINDOW OPEN, DO NOT LOOK IN.
WINDOWS ERROR: 002 NO ERROR . . . YET.
WINDOWS-ERROR: 004 ERRONIOUS ERROR. NOTHING WRONG.
WINDOWS ERROR: 007 SYSTEM PRICE ERROR. INADEQUATE MONEY SPENT.
WINDOWS ERROR: 008 BROKEN WINDOW. WATCH FOR GLASS FRAGMENTS.
WINDOWS-ERROR: 01A OPERATING SYSTEM OVERWRITTEN. TERRIBLY SORRY.
WINDOWS ERROR: 01B ILLEGAL ERROR. DO NOT GET THIS ERROR.
WINDOWS ERROR: 01E TIMING ERROR. PLEASE WAIT. AND WAIT. AND WAIT.
WINDOWS ERROR: 010 RESERVED FOR FUTURE MISTAKES.
WINDOWS ERROR: 015 UNABLE TO EXIT WINDOWS. TRY THE DOOR.
WINDOWS ERROR 1324: USER FELT ASLEEP WHILE WAITING
INTERNAL ERROR: OUT OF JOKES


Gruß, Ralf